Favorite quotes parte dos!

You´ve got to move it move it!
-Restaurant owner, trying to move us into his restaurant

Whatcha gonna do pap-aye-i, pap-aya-oh! Real ladies don´t fall for gigalos!
-Greek pop star, and the trip´s new catch phrase

I HATE sex
-Lulu, to sex shop owner

I thought my ipod was gonna die, and I was gonna have to smack a bitch
-Lulu, train to paris

I can´t wait to suck some sweet spanish (expletive)
-Anonymous, bathroom stall, France/spain border

Joe, referring to emo people who cut themselves:
"If you want to feel alive and really hurt yourself, drink 3 milkshakes"

Lulu approaches man at metro stop, looking for a map
(In french)" Excuse me, could I please have a menu?"

It´s like mother nature´s smacking me in the face with her heaving bosom
-Joe, referring to the waves in the mediterranean

Joe, referring to drinking later on: that´s another reason not to eat that much at dinner!
Inbal: I´m not that hungry
Joe: more room for the roofies!


Last night on the rambla in Barcelona, we saw two old men in a heated street fight. No, I am not lying, nor exaggerating.

Miss everyone, the beach is grand, PLEASE LEAVE NOTES!
Kris