...when you're leaving tomorrow, and your backpack hasn't come in yet? My future roommate advised that I treat it like having the hiccups and eat a spoonful of sugar. CAVITIES WILL NOT HELP ME IN THIS SITUATION, PHIL!
Ideas for what I could use to carry my stuff:
1. Tie it to my body using rope. All purpose, and if I need to climb a mountain, I will be READY.
2. Rent pack mule. Call her Daisy and keep as lifelong pet.
3. Get Joe drunk and use him as a pack mule. Keep him as lifelong pet.
4. Large canvas teacher bag covered in teddy bears. Anyone who tries to steal from me will only get so far as the washable markers, play-dough and googly eyes compartment before they give up.
5. Another backpack that I will probably go and purchase for way too much money tonight from Dick's frackin' sporting goods. Jeez louise, this is SO JUNKY.
Lovelovelove and I'm leaving for LI/NYC tomorrow!!!!
<3 Kris
2 comments:
I know your backpack came in already but I vote for #4, because then we would have so much fun stuff to play with! We wouldn't even have to go to museums, we would just make the art ourselves.
Kristiiine, you're so funny.
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